Take me out of the ball game

This entry is me rambling on and trying to get back in the groove of writing silly blog posts.

I think the Beatles are too popular for their psychadelic rock. Strawberry Fields, I am the Walrus, Everything on the White Album, they’re all good, but people seldom mention the early things they did, back when they had shaved faces, short hair, and wrote songs about girls instead of acid trips. A Hard Day’s Night is probably my second favorite Beatles album.

First favorite being the White Album, of course.

What else is there for discussion? Apparently Baseball Season is happening. Baseball season is not, sadly, the time of year when it’s appropriate to hunt and kill baseball fans and participants. Baseball season is, rather, the time of year when it’s appropriate for baseball fans and participants to broadcast their programs on stations that would ordinarily be playing classic rock.

You might have gathered, a classic rock station I regularly listen to is having its annual takeover by the People Describing a Baseball Game show. You also might have gathered, I’m pissy about it, and I’m blogging about how pissy I am about it.

So what do I usually do when the ideas of “I am pissy about something” and “I want to blog about it” align in my brain? I write jokes and crap about whatever I’m pissy about until I feel I’ve achieved some sort of victory over it. Thus, JOKES AND CRAP ABOUT BASEBALL:

JOKES:
What is proper attire for radio station pirates?
RIVERCATS CAPS.

The Rivercats are playing the Giants in their massive stadium, but suddenly the stadium is blown to smithereens and all the players die. Who wins?
SOCIETY.

SARCASM:
I LOVE SITTING AND LISTENING TO PEOPLE DESCRIBE BASEBALL GAMES.
SO MUCH.
SERIOUSLY.

MORE JOKES:
What do you call a baseball fan’s dog?
BASEBALL FANS CAN’T HAVE DOGS BECAUSE THEY ARE INCAPABLE OF FEELING LOVE FOR ANOTHER BEING.

SILLY PICTURE:

Hooray! I succeeded at winning the mission!

So, school is also out as of next week, which means pretty soon I’ll probably start updating this blog more regularly again, so that’s something to look forward to.

Oh my god.

I’ll have time to watch Wonder Pets again.

*WOOT*

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~ by krakenzilla on May 15, 2009.