Why They Cut the Umbilical Cord
Today’s entry concerns why they cut the umbilical cord.
Could you imagine if people KEPT their umbilical cords? They’d have to be carrying them around everywhere, making sure not to step on everyone else’s, and plugging them into stuff. That’s right, adult-sized umbilical cords fit right into a computer’s USB port. God help the person plugging in if they have internet connection.
Robert: Ooh! I’m gonna Bittorrent Jeremy! *click*
Jeremy (half across town): Nooooo!
And THAT’s why they cut the umbilical cord.
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